Membership

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Your First Two Weeks Are Free – Because Healing Shouldn’t Come with a Hefty Price Tag (or a Side of BS)

Slide on in – no strings, no salesy spiel, just two whole weeks of pure, unfiltered support for free. After that? A teeny-tiny £3 a week – which, let’s be real, is less than what you’d spend letting Amazon ruin your “just browsing” promise.

No sneaky terms. No “cancel anytime” traps. Just a fierce, fabulous community of humans who’ve been through it and are here to rise, rant, and roar with you.

We’re not here to fix you – we’re here to walk beside you while you remember how powerful you already are. (And maybe crack a few wildly inappropriate jokes along the way.)

Come for the healing. Stay for the sass. 💅🔥